May 19, 2005

Food Afflictions

Some temporary food afflictions that affect most people:
Milk Mustache
Cheeto Fingers
Spinach Teeth
Garlic Breath
Frito Cloud
Asparagus Piss (or Asparapiss)
Oreo Loogie

Are there any you can think of?

Posted by yi at May 19, 2005 6:57 PM

Slurpee headache.

Posted by: Grommie at May 24, 2005 8:24 PM

popcorn kernel crown

Posted by: brianne at May 26, 2005 2:38 AM

Blueberry smile. (my mother always knew when I snuck some blueberry pie.)

Posted by: jillian at May 26, 2005 10:28 PM

Peanut butter mouth.
Peanut butter breath.

Posted by: Terila at June 8, 2005 5:39 PM

Gravy Lock

Posted by: Dr. Biggles at June 10, 2005 4:58 PM

Fast food Bloating.

Milky mucous throat. =x

Posted by: Jo at June 10, 2005 5:36 PM

salt & vinegar chip lip erosion, where the salt & acid practically eat holes in your mouth -- hurts so good.

Posted by: foodnerd at June 20, 2005 1:03 PM

red wine lips
no i am NOT wearing lipstick

Posted by: jesse at July 11, 2005 4:27 PM

Coffee breath, ick!

Posted by: elise at July 12, 2005 12:08 PM

Ice-cream brain-freeze

Posted by: Justin at July 26, 2005 12:45 PM

You forgot kebab sweat!

Posted by: Tom at August 4, 2005 1:28 AM

salami grease fingers

Posted by: Becky at August 7, 2005 2:03 PM

What about hotdog burp?

Posted by: Sleepfuzzy at October 28, 2005 11:49 AM
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